1 00:00:04,772 --> 00:00:07,208 I HAVE TO GET IN THE BATHROOM! 2 00:00:07,241 --> 00:00:08,476 [THROWING UP] 3 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:09,543 OH, YUCK. 4 00:00:09,577 --> 00:00:10,444 WHAT'S GOIN' ON? 5 00:00:10,478 --> 00:00:12,513 SAME THING THAT'S HAPPENED EVERY MORNING 6 00:00:12,546 --> 00:00:14,248 SINCE MOM'S BEEN PREGNANT. 7 00:00:14,282 --> 00:00:15,683 PUKEFEST '04. 8 00:00:15,716 --> 00:00:16,584 [SEAN RETCHING LOUDLY] 9 00:00:16,617 --> 00:00:19,120 GUESS I'LL BE PEEING IN THE BACKYARD AGAIN. 10 00:00:19,153 --> 00:00:20,188 LOVELY. 11 00:00:20,221 --> 00:00:21,822 ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS, LET'S GIVE YOUR DAD SOME ROOM. 12 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:24,058 OK? HE'S HAD ANOTHER ROUGH MORNING. 13 00:00:24,092 --> 00:00:25,826 I'M GONNA GET YOU SOME GINGER ALE. 14 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:29,297 DAD, IS THERE NOWHERE ELSE YOU COULD DO THIS? 15 00:00:29,330 --> 00:00:31,665 YOU'RE RIGHT, BABY. IT'S SO RUDE OF ME 16 00:00:31,699 --> 00:00:33,667 TO BLOW CHUNKS IN A LARGE BOWL OF WATER 17 00:00:33,701 --> 00:00:36,737 THAT DRAINS DIRECTLY TO THE SEWER. 18 00:00:38,406 --> 00:00:40,208 OH, GOD! 19 00:00:40,241 --> 00:00:41,008 WHAT IS IT? 20 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:43,077 IT'S BRAD. HE'S COMIN' UP OUR WALK. 21 00:00:43,111 --> 00:00:45,179 WHAT THE HELL'S HE DOIN' HERE? THEY BROKE UP. 22 00:00:45,213 --> 00:00:46,514 I DON'T KNOW. [DOORBELL CHIMES] 23 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:49,217 OH...HE'S AT THE DOOR. WHAT DO WE DO? 24 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:50,251 SOMEBODY GONNA GET THAT? 25 00:00:50,284 --> 00:00:51,652 OH, IT--IT'S A JEHOVAH'S WITNESS. 26 00:00:51,685 --> 00:00:53,121 WE'RE JUST GONNA WAIT HIM OUT. 27 00:00:53,154 --> 00:00:54,722 [WHISPERS] Go. 28 00:00:54,755 --> 00:00:56,190 HELLO. HEY, BRAD. 29 00:00:56,224 --> 00:00:57,291 MR. AND MRS. FINNERTY. 30 00:00:57,325 --> 00:00:59,227 YOU READY TO GO? YEAH. 31 00:00:59,260 --> 00:00:59,927 BYE, GUYS. 32 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:00,628 WHOA. WAIT. I THOUGHT YOU GUYS 33 00:01:00,661 --> 00:01:01,729 WERE READY TO KILL EACH OTHER. 34 00:01:01,762 --> 00:01:05,199 WE WERE. BUT THEN WE DECIDED TO BE MATURE ABOUT THIS. 35 00:01:05,233 --> 00:01:06,267 [EXHALES EXASPERATEDLY] 36 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:07,535 'SCUSE ME. 37 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:09,170 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 38 00:01:09,203 --> 00:01:10,304 I'M WALKING TO SCHOOL. 39 00:01:10,338 --> 00:01:11,439 SCHOOL'S THAT WAY. 40 00:01:11,472 --> 00:01:13,274 YES, BUT IF YOU'RE GOING THAT WAY, I'M GOING THIS WAY. 41 00:01:13,307 --> 00:01:17,211 OH. SO YOU'RE GONNA GO AROUND THE WORLD TO GET TO SCHOOL? 42 00:01:17,245 --> 00:01:18,879 IF I HAVE TO! 43 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:19,913 [CHUCKLES] SO, WHAT, 44 00:01:19,947 --> 00:01:22,216 ARE WE NEVER GONNA WALK TO SCHOOL TOGETHER AGAIN? 45 00:01:22,250 --> 00:01:24,885 ALL RIGHT. WELL... IT'S ONLY WALKING. 46 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:27,188 YEAH. IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE DATING AGAIN. 47 00:01:27,221 --> 00:01:29,257 NO! NO! WE-- WE CAN'T DATE AGAIN. 48 00:01:29,290 --> 00:01:31,659 WE--WE CHEATED ON EACH OTHER. 49 00:01:31,692 --> 00:01:35,163 I KNOW. BROKE EACH OTHER'S HEARTS. 50 00:01:35,196 --> 00:01:36,264 EXACTLY. 51 00:01:36,297 --> 00:01:37,198 [CHUCKLES] 52 00:01:37,231 --> 00:01:39,267 BUT WE COULD BE FRIENDS WHO... 53 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:41,669 WALK TO SCHOOL TOGETHER. 54 00:01:42,170 --> 00:01:44,205 YEAH. ALL RIGHT. YEAH. SOUNDS GOOD. 55 00:01:44,238 --> 00:01:45,639 ALL RIGHTY! [CHUCKLES] 56 00:01:45,673 --> 00:01:48,142 YOU WANNA CARRY MY BOOKBAG, FRIEND? 57 00:01:48,176 --> 00:01:50,711 [CHUCKLES] I'D LOVE TO... FRIEND. 58 00:01:50,744 --> 00:01:51,879 WANNA CARRY MINE? 59 00:01:51,912 --> 00:01:53,181 NO, THANKS. 60 00:01:53,214 --> 00:01:54,348 BUT-- 61 00:01:54,382 --> 00:01:56,284 WELL, I'M GLAD YOU GUYS WORKED THINGS OUT. 62 00:01:56,317 --> 00:01:58,719 YEP. NOW WE DON'T HAVE TO BAD-MOUTH EACH OTHER 63 00:01:58,752 --> 00:02:00,521 TO EVERYONE AT SCHOOL. 64 00:02:00,554 --> 00:02:02,423 WHAT? YOU'VE BEEN DOING THAT? 65 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:05,159 WE'RE GONNA BE LATE. 66 00:02:08,729 --> 00:02:12,733 HEY, SEAN. YOU MISSED COMEDY NIGHT AT THE BAR LAST NIGHT. 67 00:02:12,766 --> 00:02:14,902 YEAH. I WAS TOO BUSY PUKING MY GUTS OUT. 68 00:02:14,935 --> 00:02:19,640 SEAN, YOU'RE CHASING AN UNREALISTIC IMAGE OF MALE BEAUTY. 69 00:02:19,673 --> 00:02:22,210 I'M SICK, YOU IDIOT. 70 00:02:22,676 --> 00:02:23,577 CLAUDIA, YOUR FRIEND FAYE 71 00:02:23,611 --> 00:02:25,846 CAME TO DO SOME COMEDY AT THE BAR LAST NIGHT. 72 00:02:25,879 --> 00:02:27,515 OH, YOU'RE KIDDING. HOW'D SHE DO? 73 00:02:27,548 --> 00:02:28,882 SHE HAD HER MOMENTS. 74 00:02:28,916 --> 00:02:32,420 OK, OUR NEXT COMIC IS A VERY FUNNY LADY... 75 00:02:32,453 --> 00:02:33,621 NAMED FAYE. 76 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:35,823 GIVE IT UP FOR FAYE. 77 00:02:35,856 --> 00:02:38,559 [APPLAUSE] 78 00:02:38,592 --> 00:02:40,261 EDDIE. 79 00:02:40,894 --> 00:02:42,930 DO YOU NOT RECOGNIZE ME? 80 00:02:42,963 --> 00:02:46,667 'COURSE I DO. YOU'RE...FAYE. 81 00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:49,203 THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 82 00:02:49,237 --> 00:02:52,373 THE RUDEST MAN IN AMERICA! 83 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:54,808 THE INSULT COMEDY OF FAYE! 84 00:02:54,842 --> 00:02:55,643 HOW ABOUT A HAND? 85 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:58,679 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME. 86 00:02:58,879 --> 00:03:00,981 WE DATED FOR, LIKE, A MONTH? 87 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:03,384 WE BOUGHT A HAMSTER TOGETHER?! 88 00:03:03,417 --> 00:03:05,519 OH. MARLON. 89 00:03:05,553 --> 00:03:07,921 OH, SO YOU REMEMBER THE HAMSTER'S NAME! 90 00:03:07,955 --> 00:03:09,857 HE DIDN'T SCREAM AT ME! 91 00:03:09,890 --> 00:03:11,191 YOU KNOW WHY YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME? 92 00:03:11,225 --> 00:03:14,762 IT'S BECAUSE I WAS THE ONLY RELATIONSHIP THAT YOU COULDN'T CONTROL. 93 00:03:14,795 --> 00:03:17,731 YOU DON'T KNOW ME... 94 00:03:18,266 --> 00:03:19,066 FAYE. 95 00:03:19,099 --> 00:03:21,969 OK. IN THE 3 YEARS SINCE WE HAVE DATED, 96 00:03:22,002 --> 00:03:24,272 HOW MANY RELATIONSHIPS HAVE YOU HAD? 97 00:03:24,305 --> 00:03:26,440 LIKE...80! 98 00:03:26,774 --> 00:03:29,777 YOU REALIZE YOU'RE PROVING MY POINT, RIGHT? 99 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:32,246 HO HO HO, YOU'RE SO SMART. 100 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:34,282 [CHUCKLES] YOU ARE SO SMART. 101 00:03:34,315 --> 00:03:35,283 MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST... 102 00:03:35,316 --> 00:03:40,388 GO AND...GO OUT AND GET A COFFEE OR SOMETHING. 103 00:03:40,421 --> 00:03:41,789 SURE. WHY NOT? 104 00:03:41,822 --> 00:03:43,657 YEAH. THANKS FOR COMIN' OUT 105 00:03:43,691 --> 00:03:46,360 TO THE RED BOOT PUB, FOLKS. LET'S GO. 106 00:03:46,394 --> 00:03:49,029 SO YOU GUYS JUST WENT OUT...RIGHT THERE? 107 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:49,863 YEP. 108 00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:52,400 YOU DID LOCK THE BAR UP, DIDN'T YOU? 109 00:03:52,433 --> 00:03:53,934 YES! 110 00:03:55,002 --> 00:03:56,937 BE RIGHT BACK. 111 00:04:18,726 --> 00:04:21,295 HEY. UH...ARE YOU MOVING IN HERE? 112 00:04:21,329 --> 00:04:21,962 YEAH. 113 00:04:21,995 --> 00:04:23,864 I'M JIMMY. I LIVE NEXT-DOOR. 114 00:04:23,897 --> 00:04:24,932 I'M TAYA. 115 00:04:24,965 --> 00:04:25,866 YOU LIKE SPORTS? 116 00:04:25,899 --> 00:04:27,901 YEAH. I'M A HUGE JOCK. 117 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:28,936 ME, TOO! 118 00:04:28,969 --> 00:04:29,803 REALLY?! YEAH! 119 00:04:29,837 --> 00:04:31,004 WHAT SPORTS DO YOU PLAY? 120 00:04:31,038 --> 00:04:32,906 OH, YOU-- BASEBALL, 121 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:36,043 UH, FOOTBALL... WATER BALL... 122 00:04:36,076 --> 00:04:37,945 W...WATER POLO? 123 00:04:37,978 --> 00:04:39,880 YEAH. WELL... WATER POLO. 124 00:04:39,913 --> 00:04:41,081 I PLAYED AT MY OLD SCHOOL. 125 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:42,950 WHAT POSITION DO YOU PLAY? 126 00:04:42,983 --> 00:04:44,718 LEFT. 127 00:04:44,752 --> 00:04:46,487 PINCHER. 128 00:04:49,990 --> 00:04:52,493 HEY, BABE. I'M GOIN' OUT FOR A JOG. 129 00:04:52,526 --> 00:04:53,461 BABY, YOU'RE PREGNANT. 130 00:04:53,494 --> 00:04:56,730 OH. YOU'RE RIGHT. WE'RE GOIN' OUT FOR A JOG. 131 00:04:56,764 --> 00:04:58,065 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 132 00:04:58,098 --> 00:05:00,901 I'M TELLING YOU, SINCE I'VE BEEN PREGNANT, I FEEL LIKE A NEW WOMAN. 133 00:05:00,934 --> 00:05:03,371 I HAVE ALL THIS ENERGY. I FEEL GREAT. 134 00:05:03,404 --> 00:05:04,972 RUB IT IN. I FEEL LIKE CRAP. 135 00:05:05,005 --> 00:05:09,543 OH. WELL, MAYBE MAMA'S GOT THE CURE FOR WHAT AILS YOU. 136 00:05:09,577 --> 00:05:12,045 OH, BABY, COME ON. I'M STILL FEELIN' QUEASY. 137 00:05:12,079 --> 00:05:14,047 AND BESIDES, WE GOT THIS KID COMIN' IN 8 MONTHS, 138 00:05:14,081 --> 00:05:15,583 AND THE ONLY THINGS WE OWN FOR A BABY 139 00:05:15,616 --> 00:05:16,584 ARE A BUNCH OF DIRTY OLD CLOTHES 140 00:05:16,617 --> 00:05:18,686 AND THIS MOBILE THAT SPARKS WHEN YOU PLUG IT IN 141 00:05:18,719 --> 00:05:23,491 AND A BUNCH OF PACIFIERS THAT HENRY BIT THE NIPPLES OFF OF! 142 00:05:24,124 --> 00:05:25,959 OK... 143 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:29,930 OUCH. 144 00:05:29,963 --> 00:05:32,766 OH, GOD. WILL YOU PUT THAT BEER AWAY, ED? 145 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:35,669 I CAN'T STAND THE SMELL, MAN. 146 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:37,838 SEAN... YOU LOVE BEER. 147 00:05:37,871 --> 00:05:40,007 YEAH. I KNOW. YEAH, THAT'S WHAT'S SO WEIRD. 148 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:41,909 LATELY, EVERYTHING'S MAKING ME QUEASY, 149 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:44,612 AND I'M IRRITABLE, AND I GOT CRAMPS. 150 00:05:45,045 --> 00:05:46,514 [SIGHS] 151 00:05:46,547 --> 00:05:47,347 CRAMPS. 152 00:05:47,381 --> 00:05:50,818 SOUNDS LIKE YOU GOT COUVADE SYNDROME. 153 00:05:51,652 --> 00:05:52,786 WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT? 154 00:05:52,820 --> 00:05:54,455 SYMPATHETIC PREGNANCY. IT'S BROUGHT ON 155 00:05:54,488 --> 00:05:56,857 BY THE STRESS OF HAVIN' A BABY ON THE WAY. 156 00:05:56,890 --> 00:06:00,628 LOOK, I DON'T HAVE STRESS ABOUT THE BABY. ALL RIGHT? I'M JUST SICK. 157 00:06:00,661 --> 00:06:01,495 MEN WHO GET COUVADE 158 00:06:01,529 --> 00:06:04,498 HAVE ELEVATED LEVELS OF FEMALE HORMONES. 159 00:06:04,532 --> 00:06:06,500 IF YOU WANT TO FIND OUT IF YOU HAVE IT, 160 00:06:06,534 --> 00:06:07,968 YOU SHOULD TAKE A PREGNANCY TEST. 161 00:06:08,001 --> 00:06:10,804 YEAH. THANKS FOR THE MEDICAL ADVICE, ALL RIGHT? 162 00:06:10,838 --> 00:06:12,473 BUT I'M NOT PEEIN' ON A STICK! OK? 163 00:06:12,506 --> 00:06:14,742 I DON'T HAVE STRESS! I DON'T HAVE FEMALE HORMONES! 164 00:06:14,775 --> 00:06:17,678 I DON'T HAVE ANY OTHER WOMANLY PROBLEMS. YOU GOT IT? 165 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:20,848 I CAN'T TALK TO YOU WHEN YOU'RE THIS EMOTIONAL. 166 00:06:22,015 --> 00:06:24,618 HELLO, TAYA. 167 00:06:24,652 --> 00:06:26,954 IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 168 00:06:26,987 --> 00:06:30,558 PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE TO DANCE WITH ME? 169 00:06:33,627 --> 00:06:35,663 OH. WHAT DO YOU KNOW. 170 00:06:35,696 --> 00:06:37,865 IT'S A SLOW SONG. 171 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:41,001 OHH... 172 00:06:42,002 --> 00:06:43,671 MMM... 173 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:50,711 JIMMY? OH! 174 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:52,112 HEY. UM... 175 00:06:52,145 --> 00:06:54,114 [CHUCKLES EMBARRASSEDLY] 176 00:06:54,515 --> 00:06:57,117 I'M JUST DOING JUJITSU. 177 00:06:57,150 --> 00:06:58,752 HUHH...YAHH! 178 00:06:59,853 --> 00:07:01,021 [BREATHING HARD] 179 00:07:01,054 --> 00:07:01,989 I'LL SEE YA. 180 00:07:02,022 --> 00:07:04,758 [DOOR CLOSES] 181 00:07:04,792 --> 00:07:06,727 I'M NOT BEING PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE. 182 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,729 I DRIVE A TINY ELECTRIC CAR. 183 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:11,031 YOU LIVE AT THE TOP OF A HILL. 184 00:07:11,832 --> 00:07:13,901 I'LL BE THERE! 185 00:07:14,968 --> 00:07:16,203 BYE. 186 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:18,506 WHO WAS THAT? 187 00:07:18,539 --> 00:07:19,239 FAYE. 188 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:21,041 AH. YOU'RE STILL SEEIN' HER, HUH? 189 00:07:21,074 --> 00:07:22,075 HOW'S THAT GOIN'? 190 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:22,876 IT'S GOIN' GREAT. 191 00:07:22,910 --> 00:07:26,179 THE BEST RELATIONSHIP I'VE BEEN IN. 192 00:07:26,213 --> 00:07:27,080 THE BEST. 193 00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:31,184 LOOK AT THIS MOVIE. TYPICAL MALE FANTASY. 194 00:07:31,218 --> 00:07:33,954 "WOMEN WILL DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY." 195 00:07:33,987 --> 00:07:35,789 HERE'S A DOLLAR. WILL YOU SHUT UP? 196 00:07:35,823 --> 00:07:39,159 YOU KNOW WHAT? NEXT TIME YOU ASK ME TO A MOVIE, LET ME PICK IT. 197 00:07:39,192 --> 00:07:42,796 NEXT TIME I INVITE YOU TO A MOVIE, KILL ME! 198 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:43,931 ARE YOU THREATENING ME? 199 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:47,034 IF I WAS THREATENING YOU, I'D DO THIS. 200 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:48,168 JERK! 201 00:07:48,201 --> 00:07:49,102 Man: SHHH! 202 00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:50,971 DON'T SHUSH MY WOMAN! 203 00:07:51,004 --> 00:07:53,106 I AM NOT YOUR WOMAN! 204 00:07:55,242 --> 00:07:56,710 CONGRATULATIONS, MY BROTHER. 205 00:07:56,744 --> 00:07:58,612 YOU FOUND YOURSELF ANOTHER PSYCHO. 206 00:07:58,646 --> 00:08:02,115 NO. THIS IS A VERY-- THIS IS VERY HEALTHY. 207 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:03,984 SO THE SEX IS GREAT? 208 00:08:04,017 --> 00:08:05,052 NOT HAVING ANY SEX. 209 00:08:05,085 --> 00:08:07,655 WE'RE GETTING WAY HIGHER THAN THAT. 210 00:08:07,688 --> 00:08:09,657 OH. DRUGS. NO. 211 00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:11,525 COMMUNICATION. 212 00:08:11,559 --> 00:08:12,860 WE'RE COMMUNICATING... 213 00:08:12,893 --> 00:08:14,294 ON AN INCREDIBLE LEVEL. 214 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:16,730 WE CAN SAY ANYTHING TO EACH OTHER. 215 00:08:16,764 --> 00:08:18,566 NO BOUNDARIES. 216 00:08:18,599 --> 00:08:20,067 I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS HAPPY WITH A WOMAN. 217 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:21,569 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 218 00:08:21,602 --> 00:08:23,103 [SIGHS] 219 00:08:23,136 --> 00:08:24,271 [BEEP] 220 00:08:24,304 --> 00:08:26,006 YEAH. 221 00:08:26,039 --> 00:08:29,843 I SAID I'LL FREAKIN' BE THERE! 222 00:08:30,210 --> 00:08:31,612 THIS IS NICE... 223 00:08:31,645 --> 00:08:34,014 US DOING HOMEWORK TOGETHER AGAIN. 224 00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:36,116 YEAH. I KINDA MISSED IT. 225 00:08:36,149 --> 00:08:38,085 ARE WE ALMOST DONE? 226 00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:41,855 'CAUSE I NEED THE PEN TO CIRCLE A HAIRCUT I LIKE. 227 00:08:44,091 --> 00:08:45,058 HERE YOU GO. 228 00:08:45,092 --> 00:08:46,860 OH. THANKS. 229 00:08:47,094 --> 00:08:51,164 UM...I SHOULD-- I SHOULD PROBABLY GET GOING. 230 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:52,633 OH! OH, OK. 231 00:08:52,666 --> 00:08:55,636 WELL...UM... 232 00:08:55,669 --> 00:08:57,170 [BOTH CHUCKLE UNCOMFORTABLY] 233 00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:59,206 I'LL--I'LL SEE YOU LATER, BUDDY. 234 00:08:59,239 --> 00:09:01,541 OK...PAL. [CHUCKLES] 235 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:15,122 LILY, WE-- WE CAN'T DO THIS. WE'RE--WE'RE... 236 00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:16,156 WE'RE BROKEN UP. 237 00:09:16,189 --> 00:09:19,226 YES. YES, AND WE DO NOT WANT TO GET BACK TOGETHER. 238 00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:21,128 OF--OF COURSE NOT! I MEAN, HOW COULD WE? 239 00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:23,797 WE...WE CHEATED ON EACH OTHER. 240 00:09:23,831 --> 00:09:25,733 YEAH, WE DID. 241 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:28,869 [SIGHS] THAT'S TOO BAD, 'CAUSE... 242 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:31,171 THAT KISSING KINDA FELT GOOD. 243 00:09:31,204 --> 00:09:32,606 I KNOW. 244 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:34,174 BUT WE'RE JUST FRIENDS. 245 00:09:34,207 --> 00:09:35,142 JUST... YES. 246 00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:36,243 FRIENDS. 247 00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:37,778 UNLESS WE... 248 00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:38,345 WHAT? 249 00:09:38,378 --> 00:09:39,379 WELL, WE--WE COULD, 250 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:40,714 UM...I DON'T KNOW, 251 00:09:40,748 --> 00:09:44,785 MAYBE BE, LIKE, FRIENDS WITH...BENEFITS? 252 00:09:44,818 --> 00:09:45,819 RIGHT! YEAH. WE--WE--WE-- 253 00:09:45,853 --> 00:09:47,320 SO WE--WE COULD STILL FOOL AROUND, 254 00:09:47,354 --> 00:09:49,289 BUT WITHOUT THE STRINGS ATTACHED. 255 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:51,024 YEAH, BECAUSE WE'RE STILL BROKEN UP, 256 00:09:51,058 --> 00:09:54,194 BUT THIS WAY, NO EMOTIONS, NO COMMITMENT. 257 00:09:54,227 --> 00:09:55,395 JUST...BENEFITS. 258 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:57,164 SOUNDS REASONABLE. I AGREE. 259 00:09:57,197 --> 00:09:58,231 OHHH... MMM! MMM! 260 00:09:58,265 --> 00:09:59,800 HEY, LILY, DO YOU HAVE A-- 261 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:02,169 MOM, I'M WITH A FRIEND! 262 00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:03,303 OH... MOM! 263 00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:05,105 HANGIN' OUT. 264 00:10:07,174 --> 00:10:08,175 OH, GOD. ONE STRIPE. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 265 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:09,977 HEY, DID YOU KNOW LILY... 266 00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:11,378 BRAD, OR... WHAT IS THAT? 267 00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:13,046 HUH? WHAT IS THAT? 268 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:15,048 BRAD AND LILY WHAT? DON'T LEAVE ME HANGIN'. 269 00:10:15,082 --> 00:10:16,884 IS THAT A PREGNANCY TEST? 270 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:18,786 WHAT? 271 00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:20,888 THIS? NO! 272 00:10:20,921 --> 00:10:23,857 THIS...THIS IS A THERMOMETER. 273 00:10:23,891 --> 00:10:27,627 UH-HUH. WHY DON'T YOU PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH? 274 00:10:29,897 --> 00:10:34,167 OK, FINE! ALL RIGHT?! I'M TAKIN' A PREGNANCY TEST. 275 00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:36,069 WHY? ARE YOU LATE? 276 00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:38,706 NO! I'M NOT STUPID. OK? 277 00:10:38,739 --> 00:10:39,740 I'M NOT PREGNANT. 278 00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:43,243 ALL RIGHT? I'M JUST CHECKIN' MY ESTROGEN LEVELS. 279 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,412 [SIGHS] BABY... 280 00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:48,281 I MIGHT HAVE COUVADE SYNDROME. 281 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:49,182 WHAT? 282 00:10:49,216 --> 00:10:50,818 SYMPATHETIC PREGNANCY. 283 00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:52,085 OK? I LOOKED IT UP ON THE INTERNET. 284 00:10:52,119 --> 00:10:54,154 I'VE GOT ALL THE SYMPTOMS. I HAVE... 285 00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:56,156 CRAMPING...NAUSEA... 286 00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:57,324 IRRITABILITY. 287 00:10:57,357 --> 00:11:00,093 WOW. THIS IS, UH... 288 00:11:00,127 --> 00:11:01,094 WOW! 289 00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:01,995 OK! 290 00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:04,865 OK, LAUGH. IT IS NOT FUNNY! OK? I AM SICK! 291 00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:06,199 [CHUCKLING] I'M SORRY. 292 00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:08,001 IT'S JUST--IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU 293 00:11:08,035 --> 00:11:11,104 FINALLY SYMPATHETIC TO ONE OF MY PREGNANCIES. 294 00:11:11,138 --> 00:11:12,272 FIRST DOWN! LET'S GO! 295 00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:15,175 [KIDS SCREAMING] OH, GOD! LILY, STOP HITTING YOUR BROTHER! 296 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:16,877 BE QUIET! SHUT UP! 297 00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:18,145 JIMMY, STOP SCREAMING! 298 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,247 [BOTH KIDS SCREAMING, INDISTINCT] 299 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:24,217 OH, GOD! STOP! I THINK MY WATER JUST BROKE! 300 00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:26,053 OK, I'LL FIX IT IN A MINUTE, BABE! 301 00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:27,454 [KIDS CONTINUE SCREAMING] 302 00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:30,223 YEAH, HOW ABOUT A LITTLE SYMPATHY FOR HUH? 303 00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:31,291 MY NIPPLES ARE SORE. 304 00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:33,293 [DOORBELL CHIMES] 305 00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:35,763 [DOORBELL] 306 00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:37,330 SORE NIPPLES! IT'S RIGHT HERE! 307 00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:39,900 [DOORBELL] HEY! WHAT IS GOING 308 00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:41,301 ON?! 309 00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:43,170 UM...WE-- WE WERE JUST HAVING 310 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:46,206 A DISCUSSION ABOUT SOME...SOMETHING. 311 00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:47,307 YEAH, I HEARD. 312 00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:50,243 WHY DON'T WE FINISH OUR--OUR CONVERSATION UPSTAIRS. 313 00:11:50,277 --> 00:11:51,244 RIGHT. RIGHT, RIGHT. 314 00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:52,279 GOOD, BECAUSE I--I-- 315 00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:55,949 I REALLY HAD AN IMPORTANT POINT I NEEDED TO MAKE. 316 00:11:55,983 --> 00:11:57,250 BRAD, SHE GETS IT. 317 00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:59,286 [CHUCKLES UNCOMFORTABLY] 318 00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:01,454 [CHUCKLES] 319 00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:03,791 SO, I SEE YOU'RE A COUPLE AGAIN. 320 00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:06,393 NO. MOM, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU? 321 00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:07,761 BRAD AND I ARE JUST FRIENDS. 322 00:12:07,795 --> 00:12:11,064 REALLY. 'CAUSE... I DON'T GIVE MY FRIENDS THAT MANY DOORBELL RIDES. 323 00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:14,401 COME ON. IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS YOU STILL WANT TO BE WITH HIM. 324 00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:18,438 WELL, EVEN IF I DID, I--I'M NOT GONNA JUST GO BACK TO HIM 325 00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:19,306 AFTER WHAT HE DID TO ME. 326 00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:23,343 IF ANYTHING, HE SHOULD BE THE CRAWLER. 327 00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:25,212 WELL, IF BRAD WANTS TO TELL ME HOW HE FEELS, 328 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:27,080 THEN GOODY. BUT UNTIL THEN, 329 00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:29,449 WE HAVE A SYSTEM THAT WORKS. 330 00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:31,384 WE'RE JUST FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS. 331 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:34,221 THAT WAY, WE DON'T HAVE ANY EMOTIONAL TIES, 332 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:35,422 AND NO ONE GETS HURT. OK, 333 00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:37,257 HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? IT'S YOU AND BRAD. 334 00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:39,292 YOU CAN'T HAVE NO EMOTIONAL TIES. 335 00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:40,994 OUR RELATIONSHIP HAS EVOLVED. 336 00:12:41,028 --> 00:12:45,498 IT'S...BEYOND EMOTIONAL. NOW IT'S PURELY PHYSICAL. 337 00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:50,904 WELL. WHAT EVERY MOTHER WANTS TO HEAR. 338 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:54,141 HEY, I--JIMMY, WHAT-- WHAT'S GOIN' ON? 339 00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:56,143 JUST GETTING READY FOR THE SPORTING SEASON. 340 00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:58,178 UH-HUH. YOU HATE SPORTS. 341 00:12:58,211 --> 00:12:59,813 YOU CRAZED? I'M REALLY INTO SPORTS. 342 00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:02,449 YOU FELL ASLEEP AT THAT YANKEES GAME LAST YEAR. 343 00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,284 WELL, BASEBALL'S A LITTLE BORING. 344 00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:06,186 IT WAS GAME 6 OF THE WORLD SERIES. 345 00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:07,254 ALL RIGHT! 346 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,922 UM... 347 00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:11,391 THAT HOT GIRL WHO MOVED IN NEXT-DOOR 348 00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:13,026 IS...IS REALLY INTO SPORTS, 349 00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:15,162 AND HER ROOM'S ACROSS FROM MINE, SO... 350 00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:18,598 OH, YOU WANT HER TO SEE YOU TOSSIN' THE PIGSKIN. 351 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,100 GOD, NO! 352 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,235 THROWIN' A FOOTBALL. 353 00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:24,437 OH. YEAH. 354 00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:26,073 THEY CALL IT PARALLEL PARKING 355 00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:28,041 BECAUSE THE CAR'S PARALLEL TO THE CURB. 356 00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:30,377 IT'S NOT 2-TIRES- UP-ON-THE-SIDEWALK PARKING. 357 00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,545 IT'S 'CAUSE I WAS IN THE CAR WITH YOU. 358 00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:35,215 I WANTED TO GET THE HELL OUT OF IT. 359 00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:36,316 HEY. SEAN. 360 00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:39,352 EDDIE. HEY, LOOK WHO IT IS, BABY. IT'S EDDIE AND FAYE. 361 00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:40,220 YEAH. HEY, GUYS. 362 00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:40,921 HEY. WE BROUGHT DELI. 363 00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:42,522 YEAH. WE GOT SOME CORNED BEEF, 364 00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:44,491 SOME PASTRAMI, UH... 365 00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:47,194 COUPLE EXTRA PICKLES IN CASE OF CRAVIN'. 366 00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:48,161 HA HA HA HA HA! 367 00:13:48,195 --> 00:13:50,597 FOR THE PREGNANT GUY. THAT'S-- THAT'S FUNNY. 368 00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:52,499 YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY KNOWN 369 00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:53,633 A PREGNANT WOMAN WHO CRAVED PICKLES. 370 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,568 WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE THE WHOLE THING WAS MADE UP BY MEN 371 00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:58,205 WHO BELIEVE THAT WOMEN ARE CONSTANTLY HUNGERING FOR THE PHALLUS. 372 00:13:58,238 --> 00:13:59,639 WILL YOU STOP USIN' THE WORD "PHALLUS"? 373 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:02,242 THE ANCIENT GREEKS DIDN'T USE THAT WORD AS MUCH AS YOU DO. 374 00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:05,112 WELL, WHAT'S WITH THE ANCIENT GREEK REFERENCE, ED? 375 00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:06,079 YOU TRYIN' TO TELL US SOMETHIN'? 376 00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:08,548 OH, YOU IMPLYING SOMETHIN' ABOUT MY SEXUALITY? 377 00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:10,217 WELL, IF THE PHALLUS FITS... 378 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:11,451 DO YOU HAVE TO COMMENT ON EVERYTHING? 379 00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:14,021 I MEAN, YOU'RE LIKE A SHARK. IF YOU STOP TALKING, YOU'LL DIE. 380 00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:16,523 HEY, HO, HO, HO! COME ON, GUYS, LET'S, UH... 381 00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:17,925 HEY, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE EAT? 382 00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:19,426 YOU WANT THESE PICKLES, DON'T YOU? 383 00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:20,961 AND WHAT IF I DO? 384 00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:22,229 UH-HUH... 385 00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:23,496 WOW! 386 00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:26,166 YOU ARE A REALLY GOOD FRIEND! 387 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:30,037 [CHUCKLES] YOU'RE NOT SUCH A BAD FRIEND YOURSELF. 388 00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:30,603 [SIGHS] 389 00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:33,206 [CELL PHONE RINGS] HMM. 390 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,142 HELLO. 391 00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:36,543 OH, HEY, JASON. 392 00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:39,646 UH...CAN YOU HANG ON A SEC? 393 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:40,948 IS THIS WEIRD... 394 00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:43,683 ME TAKING A CALL FROM ANOTHER GUY? 395 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,152 I...DON'T KNOW. I MEAN, 396 00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:49,656 FRIENDS DON'T STOP FRIENDS FROM TAKING PHONE CALLS IN FRONT OF EACH OTHER. 397 00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:52,359 HEY. 398 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:54,394 REALLY! 399 00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:56,429 UH, LET ME CHECK. 400 00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:59,266 JASON BAXTER HAS TICKETS TO THE WHITE STRIPES. 401 00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:00,433 COOL! HOW MANY? 402 00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:03,303 I'M JUST THINKIN' TWO. 403 00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:04,004 OH. 404 00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:07,207 BUT...DO YOU NOT WANT ME TO GO? 405 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,675 I DON'T KNOW. DO YOU WANT TO GO? 406 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:11,979 I'M JUST SAYING THAT IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO GO, YOU SHOULD SAY SOMETHING. 407 00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:14,614 WELL, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GO, YOU SHOULD SAY SOMETHING. 408 00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:17,985 WELL, IF YOU'RE NOT SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT ME TO GO, 409 00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:18,986 THEN MAYBE I'LL GO. 410 00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:20,420 WELL, IF YOU'RE SAYING YOU DON'T NOT WANT TO GO, 411 00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:21,955 THEN YOU SHOULD GO. 412 00:15:21,989 --> 00:15:23,456 THEN MAYBE I'LL GO! 413 00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:24,391 OK! 414 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,393 O...OK. 415 00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:28,061 UM...HEY. 416 00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:32,532 NO. A FRIEND WAS JUST HELPING ME DECIDE. 417 00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:34,667 I--I'D LOVE TO. 418 00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:37,370 GREAT! I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 419 00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:39,039 BYE. 420 00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:41,408 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE GOING! 421 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,476 WELL, YOU SHOULD'A TOLD ME NOT TO! 422 00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:44,344 WELL, I SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO! 423 00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:45,612 YOU SHOULD'VE NOT WANTED TO ON YOUR OWN! 424 00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:49,316 YOU SHOULD'VE GIVEN ME A REASON TO NOT WANT TO, BUT YOU DIDN'T! 425 00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:51,351 WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS SUPPOSED TO! 426 00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:53,353 OH, GREAT! BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO, 427 00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:57,357 I HAVE TO GO TO THE STUPID WHITE STRIPES AND SIT IN THE STUPID FRONT ROW! 428 00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:58,625 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T CARE WHERE YOU GO 429 00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:01,461 AND WHO YOU GO WITH, BECAUSE I'M JUST YOUR FRIEND! 430 00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:03,330 WELL, THEN I'M GONNA GO, 431 00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:06,033 AND I'M GONNA HAVE A GREAT TIME! 432 00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:08,468 I HOPE YOU DO! SEE YOU LATER, BUDDY! 433 00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:09,469 SO LONG, PAL! 434 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:12,505 DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU ON THE WAY OUT, AMIGO! 435 00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:16,376 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S LEAVING, MATEY! 436 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,411 YOU'RE LUCKY YOU FEEL SO GREAT. 437 00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:19,312 WHEN I WAS PREGNANT WITH MICHAEL, 438 00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:22,149 I HAD NAUSEA, BACK PAIN, THE WHOLE 9 YARDS. 439 00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:25,152 WHAT'S THE HARDEST PART OF IT FOR YOU, SEAN? 440 00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:26,486 WISE-ASS REMARKS. 441 00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:27,520 SEAN HAS A TOUCH 442 00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:29,522 OF COUVADE SYNDROME. 443 00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:30,390 SYMPATHETIC PREGNANCY. 444 00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:33,126 YOU KNOW, I THINK SYMPATHETIC PREGNANCY 445 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,727 IS JUST ANOTHER WAY FOR MEN TO TAKE AWAY 446 00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:37,564 THE ONE SINGULAR FEMININE EXPERIENCE. 447 00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:39,132 OH, PLEASE. ARE YOU CRAZY? 448 00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:41,334 WHAT MAN WOULD WANT TO GO THROUGH THAT? 449 00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:42,169 LOOK AT SEAN. 450 00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:43,370 OK? HE FEELS HORRIBLE. 451 00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:45,805 HE LOOKS LIKE GARBAGE. HEY! 452 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,740 EAT YOUR PICKLE. 453 00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:49,776 YES, EDDIE, THAT'S WHAT PREGNANCY'S ALL ABOUT. 454 00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:52,579 MAYBE IF YOU WERE MORE IN TOUCH WITH YOUR FEMININE SIDE, 455 00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:54,447 YOU'D DO BETTER IN RELATIONSHIPS. 456 00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:55,682 AND MAYBE IF YOU WERE A BETTER MOTHER, 457 00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:59,452 YOU WOULD HAVE CUSTODY OF YOUR SON NOW. HUH? HOW'S THAT FEEL? 458 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:07,427 HEY, SEAN, PASS THE COLE SLAW. 459 00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:10,330 EDDIE, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING? 460 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:14,334 I JUST WANT SOME COLE SLAW. SEAN'S CLOSEST TO IT. 461 00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:18,171 ED, YOU NEVER TELL A WOMAN SHE'S A BAD MOM. 462 00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:20,407 FIRST OF ALL, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND OUR DYNAMIC. OK? 463 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,075 WE ARE OPEN AND HONEST WITH EACH OTHER. 464 00:17:22,109 --> 00:17:26,279 AND BESIDES, SHE A BAD MOTHER. THE JUDGE SAID SO. 465 00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:29,516 EDDIE, I THINK YOU CROSSED THE LINE. 466 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:30,450 YOU BETTER GO TALK TO HER. 467 00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:31,551 NO. YOU DON'T GET IT. YOU GUYS DON'T GET IT. 468 00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:35,455 YOU'RE ALL ABOUT PUTTIN' UP WALLS. WE TEAR 'EM DOWN. 469 00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:39,526 WHERE YOU GOIN'? WE'RE NOT FINISHED EATING YET. 470 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,161 GO TO HELL, EDDIE. 471 00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:43,430 WHAT? WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT'S THE MATTER? 472 00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:44,764 YOU HURT MY FEELINGS! 473 00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:47,567 I THINK THEY NEED TO PUT UP SOME WALLS. 474 00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:49,302 PSST. BUT-- 475 00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:51,138 JUST BRING YOUR SANDWICH. 476 00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:51,771 [SIGHS] 477 00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:52,672 WHAT? I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 478 00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:53,673 I THOUGHT, YOU KNOW, THAT WAS OUR DYNAMIC. 479 00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:56,543 UH, YOU KNOW, WE FIGHT, WE... GET THINGS OUT. 480 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,311 YOU KNOW. AND THEN--THEN... 481 00:17:58,345 --> 00:17:59,146 YOU KNOW, SPEAK OUR MINDS. 482 00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:00,647 YEAH, BUT YOU CAN'T JUST SAY ANYTHING. 483 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:03,616 AND THERE'S A FINE LINE BETWEEN EXPRESSING YOURSELF 484 00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:04,784 AND THEN JUST BEING CRUEL. 485 00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:06,153 HEY, THAT SOUNDS LIKE WORK. 486 00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:08,221 OF COURSE IT IS. IT'S SO MALE 487 00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:11,358 TO AVOID ANY RELATIONSHIP THAT HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH WORK. 488 00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:12,459 I'LL DO THE WORK! 489 00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:15,362 WHAT DO YOU-- WHAT ELSE--WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?! 490 00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:19,332 OH, POOR BABY. ARE YOU FEELING FRUSTRATED? 491 00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:21,234 YES, I'M FEELING FRUSTRATED! YOU KNOW, 492 00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:23,536 YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW FRUSTRATING THIS IS. 493 00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:26,339 OH, YEAH? WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 494 00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:32,379 WELL, THAT'S ANOTHER WAY TO GO. 495 00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:38,551 YOU ABOUT DONE WITH THAT SANDWICH? 496 00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:42,555 I'M GETTING ONE OF MY PREGNANCY CRAVINGS AGAIN. 497 00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:44,391 BABY, YOU GOT YOUR OWN SANDWICH. 498 00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:46,893 NOT T KIND. 499 00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:49,462 OH. OH. UM... 500 00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:50,463 WHAT'S WRONG? 501 00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:51,898 BABY, I JUST-- 502 00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:54,767 I DON'T FEEL SEXY. 503 00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:57,337 WHAT IS GOING ON? 504 00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:58,271 COME ON, YOU FELT SEXY 505 00:18:58,305 --> 00:18:59,406 RIGHT AFTER YOU CUT JIMMY'S UMBILICAL CORD. 506 00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:02,309 I KNOW, BUT HOW CAN YOU BE SO CHIPPER AND SEX-CRAZED? 507 00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:04,244 I MEAN, WE GOT A BABY COMIN', BABE. 508 00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:05,512 I DON'T KNOW! I FEEL GREAT! 509 00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:07,247 YEAH, BUT HOW WE GONNA AFFORD IT? 510 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,716 HONEY, I KNOW WE DIDN'T PLAN ON HAVING ANOTHER BABY, 511 00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:12,652 BUT...WE DIDN'T PLAN ON THE OTHER ONES, YOU KNOW, 512 00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:14,354 AND THEY TURNED OUT... 513 00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:17,424 WELL, THEY'RE NOT IN JAIL. 514 00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:18,625 I KNOW, BUT THEY'RE GROWING UP, 515 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:19,592 AND, I MEAN, WE HAVE ANOTHER BABY 516 00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:21,861 AND IT'S EXPENSIVE, AND THEN WE HAVE TO WORRY 517 00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:23,830 FOR 18 YEARS IF THEY'RE PLAYING BY THE STREET 518 00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:26,499 OR RUNNING IN TRAFFIC OF IF THEY'RE FAIL-- 519 00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:27,500 I--JUST SO MUCH. 520 00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:30,203 I MEAN, DO YOU THINK WE CAN GET THROUGH THIS? 521 00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:32,705 WE WILL. YOU KNOW? WE'LL... 522 00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:35,642 WE'LL FIND-- FIND A WAY. 523 00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:36,976 YOU SURE? 524 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,445 YEAH. 525 00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:40,247 SURE. 526 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:42,282 YOU'RE SO AMAZING. 527 00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:43,750 OH, YEAH. 528 00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:45,818 YOU FEEL GOOD, TOO. 529 00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:46,653 OOH. 530 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:49,589 DADDY GETTING CRAVINGS JUST LIKE MOMMY. 531 00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:50,823 I--I GOTTA GO UPSTAIRS. 532 00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:54,661 I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU, BABE. I DON'T THINK YOU WANT TO BE! 533 00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:57,530 AH. 534 00:19:57,564 --> 00:20:00,600 HOCKEY! I LOVE THIS GAME! 535 00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:02,902 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 536 00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:04,504 UM...JUST PRACTICING. 537 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,873 BEING A DORK? 'CAUSE YOU'RE DONE. 538 00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:08,808 OOH, ZING, YOU GOT ME. 539 00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:12,412 AH! TRYING TO GET HOTTIE McNEIGHBOR'S ATTENTION, HUH? 540 00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:14,947 LILY, PLEASE GO AWAY. WHAT ARE YOU-- 541 00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:18,451 PLEASE D-- ARE YOU CRAZY? 542 00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:21,354 HEY, JIMMY? 543 00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:22,622 IS THIS YOUR PUCK? 544 00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:24,791 SORRY. SORRY. I WAS JUST PRACTICING MY SHOT, 545 00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:25,958 AND...IT GOT AWAY FROM ME. 546 00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:29,596 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU PLAYED. I LOVE HOCKEY. 547 00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:31,364 I'M ALL ABOUT HOCKEY! 548 00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:33,500 J-DOG! WHAT'S UP?! 549 00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:34,901 BRAD! BRAD? 550 00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:36,636 [CHUCKLES] HEY, LIL. 551 00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:38,405 THIS IS... THIS IS TAYA. 552 00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:39,672 HI. 553 00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:43,876 WELL, I GOTTA HELP TAYA UNPACK HERE, SO... 554 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:46,446 I GUESS I'LL SEE YOU LATER... 555 00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:47,980 COMPADRE.